I haven't written anything in a while...
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Thread Topic: I haven't written anything in a while...
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[If you have a suggestion, say it. If not, I'll just type up random stuff.]
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[make it story related. not rant related. I want to do something story like]
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type every word you can think of that describes mattresses
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oops I didnt know you wanted like story typing XD didnt see that
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Romeo NewbieHer foot slipped and she began to fall......
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It happened yet again. I wasn't built for women.. I'm just too big. She tried to grab me to catch her fall, but she just couldn't get ahold of anything to grab. She fell, and when she got hurt, she blamed me. They all blamed me...
As I sat in the department store once again, I felt as if I would never be wanted. No woman would ever use me. I just didn't have the right stuffing. I had to face it, I wasn't a terpurpedic and I never would be. I was just a lousy old spring mattress. I wasn't good enough for them. I was too rough.
As I sat there waiting for the next woman foolishly fall in love with me, I began to realize something. It's not that I was too hard. She was just too soft. I needed someone tougher. Someone who needed a bed like me. I may not be the best mattress, but gosh darn it, I'll be good enough for someone.
And that's when I found the one. They wore daisy duke cut off's and a fruit of the loom t-shirt. That night, I lost myself to milky white skin, rosy red lips, and baby blue eyes... Name was Russel. -
Oh my gosh. xD
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That was beautiful.
Did I mention that I fucking love you? xD -
I love it!xD
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Hmm... our mattress needs a name...
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XDD I like it haha
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Matty the Mattress?
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Ting voted Maury.
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Maury the gay mattress.
He is a strong, independent mattress who don't need no woman! -
Maury? xD I like it.
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