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I cant handle the silence. I have to have noise. If it gets silent.. I start to make noises
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So there are three girls walking through the desert. A blonde, a red head and a brunette. The red head has water, the brunette has food and the blonde has a car door.
A young man who is also lost in the desert sees the girls and walks up to the red head and asks her: "why do you have water?" the red head replies: "if i get hungry i can trade it for food"
The man then goes to the brunette and asks her: "why do you have food?" the brunette answers: "if i get thirsty i can trade it for water"
Finally the man asks the blonde: "why do you have a car door?" the blonde then says "because if it gets hot i can roll down the window"
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Lol. Ive got another one.
A blonde brunette and a red head are being chased by the police. They run into a barn to hide. The police come in after them. The brunette hides in the sheep and says "bah bah". She doesnt get caught. The red head hides with the cows and says "moo moo". She doesnt get caught. The blonde hides under the sacks of potatoes and says "i am a potato" and she gets caught -
Lol
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I feel lazy
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Haha, i got another one too (not blonde joke):
In an apartment building, there were 4 floors, one apartment on each floor. A fireman, a doctor, a blind man and a young girl live there. No one else is allowed in the building besides them.
The girl is taking a shower, when she hears the doorbell. She turns the water off, puts on a towel, and goes to answer the door. Its the fireman. He says "guess what? I put out my first fire today!" She congradulates him. They have a small conversation about it and then she goes back to her shower.
A little while later she hears a knock on the door. She turns off the water, puts a towel on and goes to answer it. Its the doctor. He says "guess what? I saved my first life today!" She congradulates him, and they have a small conversation about it and yhen she goes back to her shower.
A little while later, she hears another knock on the door. This time she knows its the blind man so she doesnt bother putting on her towel. She turns off the water and goes to answer the door. The blind man says "guess what? I just got my vision back today!" -
Lol wow
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Haha yea. I wanna say another one:
A 3rd grader comes home from school, and this is hers and her moms conversation:
Mom- hey honey, how was school?
Girl- good. Max showed me his penis today!
Mom- he did??!!
Girl- yea. It was like a peanut!
Mom- haha, it was small?
Girl- no, it was salty! -
O.o whoa there... Kids these days
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Haha, when my friend told me that one, i was like "you say what now? Where the hell did you hear that one??"
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Lol thats just wrong
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HOW THE f--- AM I SUPPOSE TO HAVE DATA FROM A TOPIC IM RESEARCHING?! IM NOT BUILDING THE f---ING THING! I FOLLOWED THE f---ING INSTRUCTIONS! I AM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW
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Haha, i know right. And then (i think this is my final joke) this one is kind of even more screwed up. My guy friend told me it.
3 cowboys are sitting around the fire. They are all saying that theyre the toughest of the tough. Cowboy#1 says "im the toughest of the tough. Once when i was riding my horse, he bucked me off and i landed in cacti". Cowbow#2 said "no, im the toughest of the tough. Once when i was riding on my horse, he bucked me off and i fell down a rocky cliff". Then they both look to cowboy#3 and hes just sitting there with his d--- in the fire, using it as a fire prodder, not feeling anything. -
What is your topic? What do you have to do?
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Its on how solar panels are made... How can you collect data if you dont build the f---ing thing
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