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Thread Topic: *AHEM!*
Jeff: Ohhh, lord...
Girl 1: W--wha--??
Ted: *making wavy movements with his hand* Ya get the ride ya life...THE RIIIIDE OF YA LIFE! When ya got a big d---, ya get the RIIIIIIIIDE OF YA LIIIIIIIFE...!!!
*crying with laughter* X,D OH MY GOD I CAN'T
Parker: *officially choking on hers*
XD *face red from laughter*
Girl 1: Ohhh, my goood...*facepalms*
Ted: *sees a guy walking past who looks quite a bit like Jack Sparrow* *quickly stands up* Jack Sparrow?!...Jack Sparrow!!! I FINALLY HAVE COME FOR YOOOOOU...TO FIGHT AGAINST THE PIRATES!
Parker: *whispers to you* normally, I'd say what's gotten into him..but we all know what did~ x3
*Pirates of the Carribean theme randomly plays*
Parker: hehe~ >:D
Ted: YESSS!!~ *sees a boat* FOLLOW ME, CAPTAIN SPARROW!! *runs over to the boat* PREPARE TO GET RAIDED, a--holeS! YAAAAAH!
Parker: XD *follows, getting everything on tape*
Eliot: *comes up beside 'Jack Sparrow'* welcome to my world..
'Jack Sparrow': What, ya mean that guy's with you?
Ted: *jumps onto the boat* GIVE ME YOUR GOLD!!!
Eliot: seems to be that way
Parker: *from up above, throws golden colored confetti over him, like gold flakes*
John: He's not usually like this, but we---
Pogo: We gave him happy pills an' now he's high as a motherf---er. ^-^
Ted:*stares at the gold flakes*...THANK YOU!
Lauren: but it's not as bad as when we put that blond woman on them *points at Parker*
Parker: *still throwing them*
Ted: f--- YEAH! GOLD! THIS IS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT IT'D BE!~
Andrei: When is he going to realize that that is not real gold?
John: Who knows?
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