Oh Omegle, you so silly
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Thread Topic: Oh Omegle, you so silly
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Stranger 2, I just want you to know that Stranger 1 has been cheating on you. I thought you should know.
Stranger 2: How could you?
Stranger 1: I...
Stranger 1: It was the biggest mistake of my life.
Stranger 1: If I could take it back, I...
Stranger 1: Well.
Stranger 1: If I could do it again, I'd make sure you never found out.
Stranger 2: My mother was right all along.
Stranger 2: I would have joined
Stranger 1: Oh, don't you bring your mother into this?
Stranger 1: ...I mean, EXCLAMATION POINT.
Stranger 2: I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH ROBBIE
Stranger 2: HE AT LEAST LOVED ME
Stranger 1: NOT THE WAY I LOVED YOU
Stranger 1: Did he bring you sandwiches in bed?
Stranger 1: DID HE?
Stranger 2: Well..
Stranger 2: um.
Stranger 2: hrm..
Stranger 1: ...Oh, did he?
Stranger 2: not our bed..
Stranger 1: ...Oh.
Stranger 1: You're right, you should've been with Robbie.
Stranger 1: He's got great stubble.
Stranger 2: He let it grow too long. Now it looks funny.
Stranger 2: Soft though.
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: That's beside the point.
Stranger 1: Oh.
Stranger 1: Sad.
Stranger 1: What were we talking about?
Stranger 2: Sandwiches I think.
Stranger 1: Oh.
Stranger 2: What do you want for dinner
Stranger 2: ?*
Stranger 1: A sandwich...with goat cheese, tomato, and avocado.
Stranger 2: Got it, Honey. I love you.
Stranger 2: We're out of avocado.
Stranger 1: ...what.
Stranger 2: Sorry. I meant to pick some up, but it slipped my mind.
Stranger 2: You know how things can be.
Stranger 1: YOU WHAT.
Stranger 2: I.. I'm sorry!
Stranger 2: I didn't mean for this to--
Stranger 1: Your mother was right, I could've been with Robbie! -
This = win.
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Absolutely hilarious.
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