It's time to Phan up your life, Manderoo.
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Thread Topic: It's time to Phan up your life, Manderoo.
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Dan cringed. "Oh god... Some of them are spectacularly horrid nonetheless. So, Phil, do us the honors of reading the first one aloud?" Dan presented him with his smartphone, which had the first story already on screen.
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Phil looked at the camera, the took Dan's smartphone. "Dan and his lover Phil-" He cut off by laughing, then continued. "were in the middle of making a video and blah blah blah, they made out then went to bed."
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Dan nearly choked on the Malteezer he had popped into his mouth. "And by 'go to bed' do they mean a cute and snugly sleep, or something not quite as innocent?"
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"I don't know, it doesn't say..."
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"I'm hoping it's the first one. I wouldn't mind doing that." He shrugged, popping another candy into his mouth.
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Phil looked at him weirdly, then moved to the nest fanfiction. "Your turn to read" He handed Dan the Smartphone.
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Dan glanced at the title and cringed. "Under The Stars... It already sounds naughty." He scanned the story briefly. "Dear GOD! Do I have to read this word for word?" His eyes were wide and his mouth was gaping. What kind of a sick minded person could write things like that?!
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Phil grinned. "Yes, I did now you have too!"
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Dan made a tiny squeak. "But... But it's dirty..."
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"It can't be that bad!" Phil grabbed the phone and scanned over it. His face soon turning like Dan's.
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"I told you! It is that bad, Phil!" He held his head in his hands, shaking it back and forth. "Why do you people do this to us? Ahhhh!" He stopped, looking up at the camera.
"It's times like these when I wonder when the hell fanfiction was nothing but sex related. This is just creepy." -
Phil looked at the camera. "Guys! I thought we were friends, why would you do this to us?! Ugh!"
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Dan glared at the camera, a blank expression on his face. "It's because they find joy in our pain, Phil. And they must really, really want us to be a 'thing', given the sheer masses of stories just like this."
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Phil put his head in his hands. "Oh dear Lord.."
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"This is why you do not, I repeat, do not ask your fans to post their favorite fanfiction links on twitter... Ugh." Dan shook his head, a forlorn expression on his face. "I don't know what to think of you all right about now. Just... Just don't." He reached over and shut the camera off, sighing as he did so.
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