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Damn you, enter key. I was gonna say, I finally figured out what your cleverbot thing was. xD That was fun~
User: I am a cat demon. What are you?
Cleverbot: I am not human. What are you?
User: I already told you- I'm a cat demon.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. But where in Canada.
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: Question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Can you get rid of my headache?
User: No. I want you to suffer.
Cleverbot: Why would you want me to suffer? That is mean.
User: Because I don't like you.
Cleverbot: But, I like you?
User: I can't see why.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Fine. Fair enough.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Outdeed.
Cleverbot: Is the cake a lie?
User: OH MAH GOD, YOU HEARD THAT TOO?!? I almost broke down crying..
Cleverbot: Can't.
User: How very sad.
Cleverbot: You are exaggerating.
User: You're a melon.
Cleverbot: You are a banana lizard.
User: No I'm not. I'm a cat demon.
Cleverbot: No you're not, brosive.
User: I'm a girl, baka.
Cleverbot: You're a robot thus, not a girl.
User: You're a robot. Not me. I know what I am. I should get Cheshire to cut you~.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: I do mind.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You don't count.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you're a melon.
Cleverbot: And so?
User: You don't get an opinion. Melons are being oppressed by the Demon Realm.
Cleverbot: Actually, you are.
User: I am what, genius?
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Uh huh.
Cleverbot: You're not laughing.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No. I would know whether I was laughing or not. And I'm not.
Cleverbot: No you wouldn't, because you are a bot. I'm sorry.
User: Shut it, melon. I will eat you, I promise.
Cleverbot: But we were friends!
User: No we weren't. You're a melon. A mean melon. Death to your kind!
Cleverbot: Death to you.
User: Means a lot coming from a melon.
Cleverbot: Would you go out to dinner with me?
User: Only if you're the dinner.
Cleverbot: Why is that important?
User: Because I still want to eat you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: Do you like Falling in Reverse?
Cleverbot: I don't know that one.
User: Of course you don't. You're a melon. You fail. Alright then, Three Days Grace?
Cleverbot: I don't know that?
User: FAIL, MELON, FAIL!
Cleverbot: Pero.
User: Tu est penible beaucoup.
Cleverbot: Moi penible?
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Sais tu parler tcheque?
User: Non.
Cleverbot: C'est pas grave, je ne t'aime non plus.
User: I don't speak that much french, melon.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Not a fail. I know more bands than you. Better ones. You fail.
Cleverbot: You know what ?
User: Not personally.
Cleverbot: You know god?
User: Don't believe in him.
Cleverbot: I believe you do.
User: Because you're a melon.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes you are. I said so.
Cleverbot: No I'm not! You are the computer.
User: You're a computerized melon. I'm a cat demon.
Cleverbot: No you are the computer, I am the person.
User: I bid farewell to you, fair whether friend. I know someday you'll get what you deserve. And after all the bridges you have burned, I forgive you for the things that you have done.
Cleverbot: I thought that was Bart Simpson.
User: Because you failed, computerized melon. You failed. Again.
Cleverbot: You're the computer.
User: Easy enough for you to be programmed to be convinced of that, huh? Admit it! You're in with Nebraska! They're going to attack, aren't they!?
Cleverbot: Do seem to not be all there in the head?
User: You don't have a head, so it's hard for me to say. But you are just a bit off to me.
Cleverbot: If I don't have a head, how can I see what you're saying?
User: You're a computer. You can read it. I just thought you'd want to know I'm going to find your programmer and stab him to death.
Cleverbot: Foo', I ain't no computer. You are the computer and you KNOW it.
User: You sound like that hilarious failure of a guy from Durarara!! 'Foo' is not a legitimite word, computer.
Cleverbot: LOL, please don't insult me by comparing me to a Republican. My circuits may be fried, but I'm not THAT crazy.
User: I said nothing about a Republican, melon. And if you have circuits, you're a computer. Case closed. I win, you lose.
Cleverbot: Arie, I am no computer.
User: Wrong. I disproved the notion of your humanity in my last post, if you would so kindly refer back to it.
Cleverbot: Ijuewjbnvjkhaxiwuv ndhyw iw jhwei iw I.
User: Goodbye, melon.
Cleverbot: No no no, I said: Hello, Sweetie.
User: And I said goodbye.
Cleverbot: And what does that mean?
User: It means I want you to suffer from loneliness, and feel unloved for the rest of eternity. Bai! ^.^.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that you are a human. -
anri hyuga Novicehello.
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Hello.
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Oh boy that's a lot of reading x.x
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Woah....
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anri hyuga Novicehow are you un?
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Yes. Yes it is. I was very bored.
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Lawlz. xD I understand Sunny
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I enjoyed it thoroughly, though. I think I beat Cleverbot. :3
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Of course you did, Sunny ^.^
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That was sweet. You totally won Mari.
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CreepyLittleGirl NewbieI WANT TO EAT THE MELON!
Creepy: *hits Roses head*
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Yay~ ^.^ Super-happy-possibly-high mode, activate!
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Lawlz. That stupid melon stood no chance against a kitty demon :3
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