Any good combacks?
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Thread Topic: Any good combacks?
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See, there are these two guys that are annoying me and my friend.
They say things like, nobody likes you, you look like a guy, you can't play sports, you fat, etc...
I don't take these comments personally, because I know that I'm awesome just the way I am! :) But I'm afraid my friend doesn't, and she hasn't been telling me things lately. So I was wondering if you have any good/witty/funny comebacks for her and I to say!
She prefers comebacks without bad words, but I on the other hand don't mind. So fire away! :) -
"Hey dude, is that a booger on yo face... Ew! *walks away*"
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Haha! My friend likes that one! :)
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If someone says,"You ugly."
You say,"Have you looked in the mirror lately?"
I have way mkre. -
I'm gonna use that one! :) My friend likes it too! GEEZ YOU GUYS ARE GOOD AT THIS!! :)
I have one too. If he says nobody likes me:
"Ok, compare me, how nice I am and how many friends I HAVE and then compare you, how rude you are and your 3 friends."
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@Sage yep.
If someone tells a bad or corny joke say,"That's so funny I forgot to laugh."
If someone says somethinf that you honestly don't care about, say, "Yojr mom." I dunno why but everyone at my school does that. -
@Carrotop Same here! Its so weird! :) My friend says "Your poop." I don't understand why, but she thinks its better than "Your mom". Lol!
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@Sage yep. Gimme a couple of seconds to think of some more.
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Take all the time you need! :)
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"Hey dude, come closer *gives them the hook finger, and say* YOUR SO ANNOYING!" then run away.
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That's good, but let's say I can't get away from him. (I'm paired up with him in a project).
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Clarissa13 NewbieIf he says you're fat say "Well, clearly you're on a seefood diet. You see food, you eat it!". Or if there are other people around and you don't mind making a scene then just scream "Dude, get the freak away!" I did this once and the guy was so embarassed he's left me alone ever since.
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Lol! That's funny! :) My friend is the one they're picking on about being fat. They are SO wrong. She has a pretty figure! :)
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Hm, tell him to leave you alone or else, *cracks knuckles* XD
The other reason why they could be harassing you is that they like you or something... -
Clarissa13 Newbiegimme a sec and I'll think up some more.
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