AUSTIN!!! it's jess
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Thread Topic: AUSTIN!!! it's jess
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im gonna have a yo mamma joke competition on monday (tommorow)
imma gonna start now though
yo mammas so fat that when she goes bunjee jumping in a yellowdress people scream "aaaahhhh the sun is falling!!!" -
yo mamma's so dumb that she sold the car for gas money
yo mamma's so old that she was the waitress at the last supper -
Yo mammas so fat that when she sat on a beach the green peace threw her in
Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks."
"yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
"yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, hey look a third nipple!"
"Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran back
"Yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
"Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King"
"Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out sure (i think)"
"Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live"
"Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move"
"Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in."
"Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up"
"Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing we are a family -
hey austin like them?
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lolol those are funny XD
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thnxs which thread do u wanna stay on? themaximum ride? or this one?
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this oone.. hi jessica
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you mama so fat she got lipo suction last august and she still not done
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lol thats a god one XD
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*good one.. typo
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Yo mama makes your grandmama look fatter
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LoL.. hi smartgirl
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Hey, skatter! How come I haven't seen you in a while?
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i dont know.. i guess i dont post around everywhere like i used to..
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@Skatter: :(... you should post more often like you used to.
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