NAPOLEON!
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Thread Topic: NAPOLEON!
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I aimed my gun, and shot his shoulder, knocking him down. -
I fell, nearly face first. I quickly scurried back to my feet, holding up a musket, firing back, hitting whoever in the knee.
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"AH f---!" I shouted, firing again, this time hitting the Napoleon wanna-be in the leg. I hopped over the him, kicking him so he couldn't get back up.
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I slipped my sabre out of it's holster, stabbing him in the stomach.
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I fell to the ground. "Why...the hell...do you...look...like f---ing....Napoleon?" I gasped as I gripped my stomach.
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"Because... I AM Napoleon. Can anyone grasp that concept?" I held myself up on my knees, in the most immense pain.
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"Um...Napol....leon is f---...ing....dead."
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"I am not! I have a certificate, one that says when you're born and when you die!" I quickly pulled it out of my coat, pointing at the dates. "See? August 15, 1769 to blank. It's not printed yet!"
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Well, it's....2012, not.... 1769. So, you're....dead....now."
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"2012? You're joshing me. It is not, not matter how strange this time is!"
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"Joshing?" I asked confused. "Yeah...it is...see...?" I said, pointing at a billboard that said the date in the distance.
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I stared. "Oh no! No no no no! Those people were cursed...."
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"What...are you...talking about....freak...?"
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"Back in, er, my time, back in the 1800's, I was leading my army into a strange village... and... I killed a man, and I got sent into nothingness but then I came back. Now I am HERE. It is voodoo!"
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"Voodoo doesn't exist...." I managed. "Now...if you...want to get back...to your time...I can help...but we need to...stop...the bleeding..."
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