xD f--- yes.
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Hitler, Bieber and Mr.Lordi go to hell. They meet the devil sitting on his throne, and he asks them whats the reason they are in hell.
Hitler: I killed 20 million people and caused a holocaust on Jew popluation.
Devil: Good, Good, sit to my right.
Bieber: I poisoned world of music with my little crappy voice who irritates every normal person in the world.
Devil: You are such a Shrew. Well, done, sit to my left. And why are you here?
Mr. Lordi: b----, get off my throne. -
Mr. Hanatewakusoshiseotadashi-teteriyakisuzukihondacivic
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAXDDDDDDDDDDDD
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OZZYIOMMI
Joined: Nov 4, '10 Status: Advanced
2011-09-04 15:19:09
Well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
xD I just felt like putting excessive comas.
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OZZYIOMMI
Joined: Nov 4, '10 Status: Advanced
2011-09-04 15:19:44
LOLLOLOLOL *COMMAS
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Need this list
20. Battery Metallica
19. Symphony of Destruction Megadeth
18. Paranoid Black Sabbath
17. Cowboys from Hell Pantera
16. Holy Diver Dio
15. Angel of Death Slayer
14. Ace of Spades Motorhead
13. Sweet Leaf - Black Sabbath
12. Chop Suey System of a Down
11. Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden
10. Runnin With the Devil Van Halen
9. Black Metal Venom
8. Master of Puppets - Metallica
7. B.Y.O.B System of a Down
6. Were Not Gonna Take It Twisted Sister
5. Schools Out Alice Cooper
4. Back In Black AC/DC
3. Killing Yourself to Live Black Sabbath
2. Welcome to the Jungle Guns n Roses
1. Diary of a Madman Ozzy Osbourne -
He He He!GoOdLuCk with your list!!!!!
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Smiley Ryleigh was a very smiley Ryleigh. One day, Smiley Ryleigh was taking anger management classes. Smiley Ryleigh go so un-smiley, he punched a walrus. The Walrus retaliated by stabbing him with a lint ball. The Walrus chased him around with a stapler and The Earaser Of DEATH. Th stapler got lodged in Smiley Ryleighs eye, and blew up his corneas. Suddenly, A Foxymophandlemama showed up, And whacked everything with a Rainbow of Doom. The ROD (Rainbow of Doom), Made Smileys' Uvula get pierced to his iris. The iris could not take the pressure from the Uvula, and the piercing snapped, Lodging Smiley Ryleighs tonsils in his Epiglottis. To this day, They still can't find his Uvula.....
When Smiley Ryleigh got out of Anger Managment, A Gansta with saggy pants came up to him, and shot him with Nyan Cat out of a rifle. Smiley hopped into the ocean to escape, but Breadfish gobbled him up. A shotgun came out of the depths of Breadfish and blew Smiley Ryleighs' eyeballs into his kidneys. The kidneys exploded when the liver started tussling with the Gallbladder. (Gallbladder lost his wallet.) A car fell into the water on to breadfish, Pouring gasoline into Smiley Ryleighs (now grown back) corneas. Breadfishes stomach acid ignighted the Gasoline and blew up the whole ocean. An oiltanker, (that fell off of Mars' icecap), crushed Smiley Ryleighs' intestines, causing him to have mild Asthma. -
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Poor Smiley Ryleigh
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Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs, so she decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them. They all have white knuckles. The brunette asks, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!" One of the blondes looks up and says to her, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
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