soapeth :P
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Thread Topic: soapeth :P
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      Me: *nods*
 
 
 Kay.
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      *police magically arrive*
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      meep meep
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      Holy s---. I just murdered a carrot by accident.
 
 Me: GTFO time?
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      :O how'd it happen?
 
 
 yup *bolts out*
 person: *groaning, speaking gibberish*
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      I stabbed a carrot with my fork and it split in half.
 
 Me: *follows after knocking person out again*
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      I've done it probably once..for fun
 
 person: *out cold*
 *watching from a tree*
 officer: ..I swear, people are getting stupider and stupider every day
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      -.- just as I get on, dragged off again. shall return in an hour or so..depending on how many maps dad has lined up to play on BF
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      Oh my fuking god. I got caught up and scheiss.
 
 Me: *giggles silently*
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      officer: *examining body*
 officer 2: sure it wasn't an attempted murder?
 officer: >:/ you doubt mi authoritie!?
 xD *giggles*
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      Me: xD
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      officer 2: ...*walks into the other room*
 officer: respect mi authoritie! >:O
 
 'Battle of the Bulge is a big map
 Basically, the Germans try to create a bulge in your line of bases so they can push us back'
 ~dad, while telling us about that map on BF 1942
 ..I had a second thought about my reaction to what he said. seriously couldn't help but to giggle
 thought of bulge..then thought of Bulgyrinth and all that goes on there
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      My kindle died.
 
 Me: XD
 
 
 WINNAGE.
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      AGH GTG FUR LIKE AN HOUR
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      :O
 okiez
 
 xD I'm really starting to like this cop
 officer: *leaving room, with the body on a gurney*
 person: *twitch*
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