You Cant Wake Up
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Thread Topic: You Cant Wake Up
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nah my auto literally lost all its braincells after it learnt how I spell
literally doesn’t even try to correct me on anything except to capitalize it or completely change its meaning smh -
POV: you are a tree -
I KNOW
grammarly does this thing where it doesn't know internet slang and doesn't believe in funni fun tomfoolery -
BRO THE LAVA
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when auto doesn’t believe in tomfoolery, yk it’s time to bosh it >:(
aka
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the lava’s making me a homemade blanket 3
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< / 3 *
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hELlO guys toDAy we are GONnA mAke A hoMemaDe LAva blaNKet from bakIng SoDa viNegAR v0LCAno
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also, YES. we shall have WAR against the AUTOCORRECT for their cruel TYRRANY and their wrongdoings >:(
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LMFAOOOOO
well, technically atoms can’t touch atoms, so the trees aren’t having a heat stroke. they’re merely dealing with their own problems, or becoming a grilled cheese out of context -
can i eat the tree
also, grilled cheese is for me? 🥺 -
I’LL PREPARE THE MILITARY WEAPONS, U GET THE HOLY WATER
no. eating trees is illegal bc taxonomers classify them as fanta sticks -
NO, I WANT TO GET THE FRYING PAN
also, I was hungry >:( I will whack the taxonomers with my big fork -
THE FRYING PAN? PUNY. WE NEED TANKS
Don’t whack the taxonomers, they still need to tax peeps 😔
getting taxed is obvs a hobby, you’d be causing world war three if u end taxing
sporks are better anyway 😤 -
*gets random toy tank* is enough?
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