Thread Topic: lE wEdDinG
Today (and I actually mean it this time-) I will be getting married to myself u-u
*drags out a dummy w a picture of me taped to it*
Mother, meet my bride 🥺
*hands you the dummy*
Isn't she good-looking?
*sweats* Hon why is your spouse made of styrofoam
*eats the styrofoam* Delicious
Gacha_Summer ExperiencedI'M CRYING SO f---ING HARD💀
[i]OH MY GOD NOOO MY FUTURE LOVE- SHE'S BEEN EATEN 😭😭😭😭😭[/i
CaTs, hOw cOuLd yOu? NoW i'M eVeN mOrE sInGlE tHaN i WaS bEfOrE 😤😭😤😭😭😭
MY LOVE HAS BEEN EATEEENNNNNNN
f---ing knew I should've used a metal dummy
*laughs* Hello there~
zilla AdvancedWait, if cats ate your spouse, doesn't that make them your new spouse?
I GOT IT
*digs spouse out of Cats body*
GIVE THEM BACK
EW WHAT THE-
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WITNESS!
*eats Junes hands* How about no?
@Lunar, you witnessed an imposter in the electrical room
That hurt- :,(
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