So, if the court would stay quiet for only a second,
I'm pleased to make my case and tell my story.
But wait just a moment, I'm passing a motion.
I also am the judge and the jury.
You should worry.
You should worry..
Where are you leading us?
All is malodorous evil.
The reddest of herrings
is wearing a worrying scent.
they ended up in a polyamorous relationship involving a male lion demon named Jaygora and a human woman named Lainey
the two of them knew Lainey when she was younger (they're both older than her) and were aware of a suckish living situation that she was in but were scared to do anything because, being demons, if they got in legal trouble for getting involved in her home life they wouldn't be given the rights that humans were and could end up dead and they were just kids so that was scary as s--- and they ended up losing track of her as they tried to figure out what they were gonna do with themselves
Lainey ended up marrying right out of high school to avoid being homeless but got locked into an abusive relationship and having a child who was named after her abusers grandfather which she hates and she's pregnant again by the time our demonic heroes find her again
but by that time they've got a huge family and enough combined power and wealth to feel confident in facing whatever repercussions they may have to and they take her and her child and move them in with them so that's all cool
the two had six (6!!) kids in the time they were apart, and adopted two grubs from the Homestuck universe because I don't know how to set limits and then ended up adopting Lainey's kid and unborn baby
once they were safely away from her abuser she allowed her son to rename himself (he chose Coyote cuz he's a kid and his favorite animal is a coyote but he's happy with it so whatevs) and now they're all three raising all of these children together and they're adorable