Shadow was a loner. People think he's mean when really he's just sad and doesn't trust other people to be friends with him. When he was young, he watched both of his parents get murdered in front of him. He tried to bring them back with black magic out of a book but it turned him into a monster instead. Now he turns into a vampire every night and has to kill people to survive. But when C2 comes along, everything changes. She's beautiful, smart, and kind. She's really unpopular in school but she's curious about Shadow since he's quiet all the time. Once she dropped her books in the hallway and he helped her pick them up and she said thank you but he kept walking, so she knew he wasn't mean. She slowly falls in love with him, but when she finds out he's a monster, will she abandon him like everyone else?
Removed from elementary bake sale for questionable Champagne Cupcakes.
Escorted out of auditorium after daughters solo performance on violin for jumping up and shouting, YOU SEE THAT? THATS HOW YOU PLAY THE f---ING VIOLIN. TAKE NOTES, PLEBEIANS.
Series of concerned phone calls from parents of other children after Halloween Parade regarding her daughters frightfully accurate Lovecraftian horror themed costume attempting to chew on other students clothing and candy.
Restraining order placed by school counselor after a meeting discussing Roses apparent unhealthy obsession with her dead cat led to what appears to be a harpoon/rifle/unknown firearm being drawn in a threatening manner. Quote: How my kid deals with death is none of your business. I can make it your business if youd prefer!
Banned from 7th graders bake sale for refusal to stop sipping from rhinestone embellished hip flask during sales.
Removed from PTA for Science Fair Incident involving particle accelerator and attempted fist fight with judge who banned her child from participating.
Simple science you dont bother teaching anyone because you cant handle the idea of making a mess incident in advanced science lab results in refusals to allow Mz. LaLonde to apply as a substitute teacher in the future, and one week for thorough biohazard decontamination of entire west wing of school.
Banned from 8th grade bake sale following actual fist fight with another mother. Kept screaming FIGHT ME, HELEN while throwing fist-fulls of brownies and cake pops.
All local high schools are advised to keep her on close watch and avoid accepting offers of chaperoning. She is to be kept away from Homecoming and Prom activities at all costs, and kept very far from any science labs.
Turn my back to the world
and tell it, "No sir, no sir.
There's no way in hell I intend to let her go, sir."
Okay, I have to trust,
cuz I really don't want this to be the last of us.
No. It was too soon.
Way too soon!
You were more of a cure than you knew.
Goddammit, I loved you!