Just to see
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Thread Topic: Just to see
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Just finished all of it.
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You didn't even save me any :c
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Only had a little left.
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Any questions?
I like questions. -
Any questions?
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Click only if you dare!
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What's your real name
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That is not a question.
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Real name?
"See Oh The Why"
Go through that, put them side by side, and you will see. -
Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
A: A trum-pet!
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A: He woke up
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: What word looks the same backwards and upside down?
A: Swims
Q: Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
A: Because he was koala-fied.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Tentacles.
Q: Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
A: He was booed off stage.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?
A: Nostralgia.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the "barking" lot!
Q: How do spiders communicate?
A: Through the World Wide Web.
Q: Why are chefs so mean?
A: They beat eggs and whip cream.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off?
A: He's all right now.
Q: Did you hear about the paper boy?
A: He blew away
Q: What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
A: Arriba McEntire.
Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather?
A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: Did you hear about the circus fire?
A: Yeah, it was in'tents'.
Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
A: Because he was a paleontologist.
Q: Where does bad light go?
A: PRISM!
Q: Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?
A: None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
Q: Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases?
A: Their making headlines...
Q. What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant?
A. deadant deadant deadant deadant.
Q: What kind of bird sticks to sweaters?
A: a Vel-Crow.
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musicle instrument?
Fat Kid: The lunch bell
Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A: They already 8 (ate).
Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!
Q: Why did the insomniac man get arrested?
A: He resisted a rest
Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
A: There was no "Connection".
Q: What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A: a garbage truck.
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
Q: What music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music
Q: What do you call a book that's about the brain?
A: A mind reader.
Q: Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party?
A: A party pooper.
Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?
A. It was a Barbie-Q.
Q: How does a suit put his child into bed?
A: He tux him in
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer! -
-_- Ask me questions, or please leave out.
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What are you?
(I'm asking what u r. Dinosaur, psychopath, brony, human, jackdonkey, etc)
That's a question. -
TTYL (#NotReally)
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What an I? I am me. I am human. I am alive. I am many many more things that I could list out and seem to last and make an infinite list.
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Do you love Carlsile?
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