All by myself...

Thread Topic: All by myself...

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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    So APPARENTLY all you gotta do to get exposure on instagram is to post a s---load of hashtags
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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    I got 30 followers in about an hour, my normal account is almost a year old and only has 84

    Hashtags man
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    Puppet master12 Hot Shot
    Omg
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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    [Intro]
    I bring to you lot of hit
    Like Shaquille O'Neal
    It’s Seiji baby
    I have a long scope
    Look like a dick on my Glock

    [Verse 1: Lil Ricefield]
    Got that chop got that stick b---- I'm trapanese
    Ramen noodles on my d--- when I’m clapping cheeks
    Going stupid in the whip cuz I cannot see
    Tryna bring your dog then you better bring that cutlery
    Getting to the chips hunnids blue like Doraemon
    Nice guy, but I spit flames like I’m Iroh
    Talking out your neck I bring the drum, taiko
    Lames get to speaking
    Then what’s up b----? Ohio! (ohio)
    I'm a f---ing shogun
    Fronting in my face opposition let me roll one
    Always get the A plus b---- I need more huns
    One less dog at the pound cuz I stole one
    Man these suckas wanna test but I’m Asian so I pass
    b---- I'm running up a check I ain’t never skipping class
    If you talking out your neck on my momma it’s a lash
    If I become doctor I ain’t saving your hoe ass (you doctor yet?)

    [Verse 2: Seiji Oda]
    Aye
    Why your eyes like that?
    Ain’t no molly in my lean b---- I squint cuz I’m a Jap
    Visor bucket on my face
    I don’t f--- with fitted caps
    All this money that I make
    Keep it hidden in a stack
    In my mattress
    Add it like a master, math kid
    Skinny long slick moustache like a catfish
    Finna go godzilla we gon' smash it
    Lil ricefield f--- with big rice patty
    We active

    [Verse 3: Lil Ricefield]
    She a hourglass like the village of the sand
    Made a b---- fall in love now she tryna hold my hand
    I ain’t trippin off these thots all I’m thinking 'bout is bands
    On some Caitlyn Jenner s--- b---- I’m feeling like the man
    Dirty comin’ out yo mouth b---- it’s good we go toe to toe
    Dirty snow bunny b---- you lookin’ like Post Malone, congratulations
    You won gold for the brokest hoe
    I’m getting the guap pockets fat like Totoro
    f--- a b---- in sleep then I cut like I’m killer bee
    Made her hella mad
    You can bet she’s still into me
    On my A game, I get killed if I get a B
    Want the sushi roll
    Nah b---- you can’t get the D
    Shawty think I love her but I’m on to the next
    Now she tellin’ big tales, tyrannosaurus rex
    The hoe be textin’ me she just askin’ me for sex so I f--- her from behind like a thousand years of death
    [Outro]
    Like a thousand years of death
    Thousand years of death
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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    Aw f--- i have a crush on a girl with a boyfriend
    Im not gonna do anything
    But like shes so pretty
    Shes so nice
    We have similar political ideologies
    And we have similar interests
    I wanna f---ing die
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    TheLoveOfBands Hot Shot
    Become her b e s t guy friend she might start liking u and dump her so 4 u later
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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    But thats douchey
    And i lowkey would but like im... me
  • connor fan Newbie
    Exert your dominance by either peeing on her or getting your nipples pierced and flashing her. She will have no choice but to surrender to your authority and submit to you. That’s when you strike.
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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    But shes too nice for me to do that :(
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    TheLoveOfBands Hot Shot
    Yes u are u

    Do u actually talk to her or do u just observe her from a distance?
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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    Ive talked to her a few times, but not for more then like 30 seconds
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    You're going to have to increase that
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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    Well i dont exactly see her all that often
    Plus shes got a f---ing BOYFRIEND
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    TheLoveOfBands Hot Shot
    How do you know her/ met her? Do you just know her via her boyfriend then? O.o
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    RelevantNerdist Advanced
    No ive talked to her a few times because we share some classes, and we have some mutual friends

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