I laugh at myself sometimes.
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Thread Topic: I laugh at myself sometimes.
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For example:
Riding a plane wasn't always a simple task of mine as I had a fear of heights, and they call it acrophobia. Just imagining the plane plummeting towards the ground frightened me, startled me. I never understood why they gave it such a fancy name, but I just went with it. I'm not a very intellectual person. In fact, I would describe myself in two words: inexplicably stupid. Yes, stupid.
The pilot ordered for us to shift our seats up, but I was leaning back. I struggled to get the seat up. I grunted in frustration. When I finally did manage to get the seat up, it popped, earning myself a smack on the head. The plane rose from the ground, did a loopty loop, as I would call it, in the air, and flew swiftly through the air. I shivered and dug my fingers into my chair, grasping it. God, did I despise planes.
A man was walking down the aisle. He tripped over a bag and came tumbling for me, winning him an instinctive kick in the balls. Yep, I said it, a kick in the balls. I'm so hilarious, aren't I? A yelp escaped his mouth. I practically died.
----- FAST FORWARD ----
"I'm here!" I exclaimed. I quickly jogged down the steps of the plane to find my parents a.k.a. creaters a.k.a. givers of life a.k.a. my parents.
LONG STORY SHORT, THEY WEREN'T REALLY MY PARENTS. THEY FORCEFULLY ADOPTED ME AS THEIR CHILD AND STUFFED ME WITH COOKIES. YOU KNOW, FOOK MY REAL PARENTS. THIS IS MUCH BETTER.
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I died for a second
When I read "down the aisle"
I just
Lol
I don't like planes. -
xD
I've never been on a plane, so idk. -
Lol, I laugh at myself when I do something and feel embarassed....(as of now)
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When they raise from the ground...
That feeling...
THAT FEELING
IT MAKES MY STOMACH FLIP -
I fear planes... Worse than aliens(not the movie but the fear of aliens actually coming to earth). O_O
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Lol.
Wow.
Weird. -
If you read it vaguely or with no emotion, it's hilarious.
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