Vodka doesn't solve problems

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Thread Topic: Vodka doesn't solve problems

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  funniebunnie01 Senior

  10 years ago
  Then again, neither does milk or orange juice or water...
  
  Like, maybe actually facing your problems will solve them
  
  but f--- that.
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  Saratheamaze Senior

  10 years ago
  
  
  here's how all your problems can be solved
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  funniebunnie01 Senior

  10 years ago
  too lazy to read all of that
  
  what is it?
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  Saratheamaze Senior

  10 years ago
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  funniebunnie01 Senior

  10 years ago
  Sounds like something I'd hear right before skmeone tries to brainwash me and make a dystopian type world.
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  Saratheamaze Senior

  10 years ago
  tick tock tick tock
  
  exactly
  
  that's what the mcr killjoys are, the rebellion against BLI
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  funniebunnie01 Senior

  10 years ago
  Look alive sunshine.
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  Saratheamaze Senior

  10 years ago
  mhmm
  *has the entire plot of the album worked out*
  *has a bli card to keep dracs off my back*
  *has a wanted poster*
  I spent some time last night until four in the morning doing some uh..research
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  funniebunnie01 Senior

  10 years ago
  yeah, "research" :P
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  Saratheamaze Senior

  10 years ago
  I replenished my photoshop skills
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  Saratheamaze Senior

  10 years ago
  
  
  
  
  
  
  mhmm
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  funniebunnie01 Senior

  10 years ago
  asdfjkl
  those are f---ing brilliant
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  Saratheamaze Senior

  10 years ago
  Wasn't overly hard
  but my printer hated me for printing so much s---
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  funniebunnie01 Senior

  10 years ago
  wow xD they still look f---ing awesome
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  Saratheamaze Senior

  10 years ago
  I decided not to hang them up in my room
  because I don't want to get questioned for having a picture of my face that says exterminate on it XDD

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