I'm the president of the United States now.
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Thread Topic: I'm the president of the United States now.
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Don't know where Obama went, don't ask. Anyways, what laws should I pass? That school lunches must allow a nutritious diet of Oreos and "medication"? Allow brothels to be around your home in a 1 mile radius?
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Wow, what a bunch of s--- this is gonna make America more than it already is
get ready people this is gonna cause the apocalypse -
Make it rain candy!!!
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Please kill all of the bullies with fire.
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Alex: Like the liberals, conservatives, Republicans already do and cause f---ing misery because we can't find a decent candidate with actual secular values?
Paige: I'm the president, not Jesus.
Girl: Hm, that would sound nice. But everybody deserves to live, kiddo.~ *adjusts tie nicely* -
Then can I get free candy?
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It's the damn democrats that are ruinibg the economy, damnit. Y'don't even know what either of them mean
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Don't even know why they ruled the Gay Marriage law, we, now there's going to be fags scampering in our churches like s---. >:I All them atheists fault, although deep down they believe in Jesus they're just rebelling against him even though that makes no sense because they can't rebel against some mythological sky daddy they don't believe in but they do believe deep down inside, ya'lo! *polishes AK-47*
Paige: Sure, sweetie. *gives you a bedazzled basket of yum-yum candy*
ADORABULLZZZ YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE CANDY YOU NEED GIRLY -
Yay! *nibbles on candy cutely*
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YOU'D BE THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER
CAN I BE VICE PRESIDENT??? -
hi im a newb an im presedent bich were u tink ur comin frum
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.........woo......
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Alex: Although they aren't progress lately in their own terms, they have done a lot more better than Republicans have ever done in a thousand lifetimes. I haven't seen once president or politician with secular values without their "faith" getting in the way.
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SURE f--- YES FUNNIE
Paige: pls stop ur too cute *A* -
*sneezes like a kitten* I can't stop sowwy.
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