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too bad no one can bear to be with you
it's snow coincidence that you're so cold
the only company you have is animals
animals everybear -
drug strider Newbiewell good work on the antarctica themed puns
those were just about the least hot burns ive ever seen -
thank you
see, I'd take offense to that but you're so cold that no source of heat will ever warm you up
In reality that post was like a thousand suns
I just burned up your house in the process of burning you -
drug strider Newbiei think you forgot youve already sued me out of house and home
so technically you just burned what used to be my house but now belongs to some poor alcoholic on the path to recovery in hopes of winning back the affections of his estranged wife and children
oh s--- it looks like he was inside
as were his children oh my god they were healing
what have you done
talk about cold -
dear god
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Cold is my middle name
Actually, it's Ashton, and when you space that out it's ash ton
I just turned a bunch of people into a ton ashes
Sucks to be them, yeah, but I was born to burn baby
You're just struggling to admit the fact that right now I'm owning the stage
In fact, I've been the owner of this place for a while now
I've so graciously allowed you to talk to me
Go sit down on that chair over there, friend, I put a bucket of ice at the place your feet should go
You need a bit of ice for all of those burns despite the fact you're so cold
Or maybe I should replace that ice with a heater
I mean, a few more burns won't kill you, right?
Probs not
Let's burn you more -
drug strider Newbiehey hi ill get back to destroying you later
while were on the subject of hot children my son is visiting and i want to give him my full attention
talk to you later -
have fun with your child bro
I'll be here being a dork
Running at dark speed -
drug strider Newbieconsider me back long enough to roast you like the beef you wish you had dark
im just saying that making the kindergarten bear pun doesnt exactly constitute owning my stage
at best id say youre renting that s---
and youre a pretty great tenant too
most people get up on my stage and then they tear it up
youre gonna walk right off without making a dent
ill take your bucket of ice though
im hella hot
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