Frozen.
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Thread Topic: Frozen.
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Jack Frost got so sick and tired of the boring DreamWorks, so he goes over to cast for the new animated movie that Dickney(a.k.a Disney) is in the doing of creating. Failing millions of times and maybe freezing the casting room like 3 times before dragons from How To Train A Dragon come and melt the ice, but end up burning the whole place down he eventually gave up. Knowing that Dickney only accepts attractive female princesses that know how to sing like Marilyn Manson and just sing all the time, no matter what, he dressed himself up as a female and changed his name to Elsa and eventually made the role and the runner-up would have been someone but they were
killedtreated in a gracious matter when dumb and dumber tried to train a dragon. -
Pl0x ;)
Elsa eventually came across Pippi Longstocking, also known as "Anna" for some dumb--- reason. They are biological sister which their own parent's have some explaining to do. Pippi wanted to have some fun and so she invited Kool-Aid and that Polar Bear From That Computer Bowling Game and they all had a gigantic party, inviting all the pokemon characters. Eventually, the ice type pokemon tickled Polar Bear and he sneezed, creating the North Pole in their own very castle. Also, Santa Clause came out of his nose and called all the female pokemon "HO, HO, HO's" and he meant to say "hoe" but he stuttered and Elsa is a transvestite(see above). All of a sudden, they get an electric shock in their brains that they should start singing and doing a very insistent classical dickney choreography and had a mix of Hatsune Miku since WHY NOT WE HAD POKEMONS there. It was called "Do You Wanna Build a Sexman" which was the most sung toon whenever there was sex involved in realistic generality. They decided to have a snowball fight and invited Spongebob and Patrick since they are experts anf it was so kewl broz!!!! icetastic!! Someone hit Pippi in the heart and everybody got quiet, and all of a sudden a speck of her hair grew white, or maybe just fast and as her parent's flew in at a convenient time, they took her to Troll Doll hill where they used and copyrighted black magic from the hobo Voo-Doo man in the other African American based dickney movie, Princess And The Frog and eventually fixed the problem but had to pay the price of Pippi stripping and their souls to the mystical portal of eternal souls of mortal men and they left happily ever after!!!! not until Elsa felt real bad because she was the one that threw the snowball and stuck in her room all day, and as it seemed like a living freezer in her room she just didn't want to be seen smoking pot.
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