*sigh* I'm bored.
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Thread Topic: *sigh* I'm bored.
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*louder purrs*
Quick! To a bed--
Harley: I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE THAT TAKE ADVANTAGES OF MY BABY. >:O
You.. Go away. Dun ruin it..
Harley: >:I I'm not gonna let you have sex with the person you're always complain about.
I do not complain about Absol.. He's, like, a loverrrrrrrrr.
Harley: no shut up and come here
NO -
I hear the intrudence of... well an intruder. Wallace. sexually assault him now!
Wallace: *glomps Harley and begins fondeling his ballsack*
*grabs twisteds hand* to my place! *runs you there* -
*mEOW OF TERROR*
*kicks at Wallace, scooting away*
*intense breathing*
Are there rapists everywhere I turn!? ;A; They're all gaaaaaaaaaaaay, too.. And mean.. Jumping out of nowhere.
Twisted: *derp* *clings to Absol* o3o -
(for once Wallace was good for something XD yay for wall-ass ass-ault! :D)
*enters house and locks the door behind me* the bedroom is upstairs. go! we musent let him ruin this moment for me! I mean us! -
(Dark: awkward laughing.. you're insane)
*starts to go for the stairs*
*and just kinda falls*
*lays on the floor, all derp-ed out* -
iv been ware of that for quite some time now, actually. 0w0)
*lifs you up on my back and carries you up, enters my room, and sets you on the bed and lays on you* huh... I don't know what to do now. iv never actually had sex. I'm a virgin. -
(Dark: you're a gay insane man :I
I can't stop admiring your profile picture)
*laid upon*
*inhales*
I probably shouldn't be drunk for this, thennnnnnn.. What if I ruin your first time? ;=; -
I can't stop admiring his tired baggy eyes and magnificent silver/white hair. and correction, I'm an insane heteroflexible man.)
*smiles* don't worry, you could never do that. there's no way to ruin sex. because sex is sex. now f--- me you marvelous drunk man. -
(It's really amusing to stare at.. And oh okay that makes more sense. owo)
Twisted: okeeeeey *casually rolls, pinning you down* *has issues getting your shirt off* ;-; Sex has never been so hard.. -
*slides out* my d--- has never been so hard. HAAHAHAHAHA *high fives an invisible person because no one else is available to high five*
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Twisted: .. *intense stare* *much confusion*
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don't mind that. i talk to myself a lot. it's normal for me. *kisses you* why so intense?
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Twisted: *kissed* *leans down, hungrily kissing back* *mutters* If you insist.. I'm just confused. ;#;
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don't be. confusion only leads to more problems in life. *slides your shirt (and coat if needed) off and starts to unbuckle your pants* so, what are your fetishes?
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Twisted: ..What. *MORE CONFUSION* *happily undressed* I like.. I like bondage. And biting.. Biting is fun~ What about you? *pauses* *then* Shoes. owo Gotta take 'me off too~!
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