Who wants to help me?

Thread Topic: Who wants to help me?

Da Boss Junior

11 years ago

I can fight, be strategic, and kill in many ways. idk what to do with that nowadays... (new word)
Jellypenguin Novice

11 years ago

Become a assassin ;p
Da Boss Junior

11 years ago

For whom? That it'd be legal that is. (Assassin would work. Since I only care about one life and no other.)
SG115 Advanced

11 years ago

Assassins are stealthily strategic, but very expensive.
Be a fire truck. :P
Da Boss Junior

11 years ago

I'm not THAT skilled. Firetrucks are WAAAY out of my abilities.

I wonder if any government officials in the world could use my services, of course I'd turn if it was unjust, unless I was paid a ludicrous amount.
SG115 Advanced

11 years ago

Join the CIA, or FBI.
Da Boss Junior

11 years ago

But I need "special training." If I can dodge 6mm things moving at almost 500fps that are constantly coming at me, I think I won't need their training. They wouldn't let me do things my way either...
SG115 Advanced

11 years ago

Then become Neo from Matrix.
UnLoving Advanced

11 years ago

kick rapists in the balls

just

do that all day

that's your job

I just hired you
Da Boss Junior

11 years ago

Hmm... Challenge accepted, UL. I'll hunt down rapists and blow their tiny balls off with a Death Star sized laser. I'll also exterminate ISIS.
UnLoving Advanced

11 years ago

YAY

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