Hmmmm....
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Thread Topic: Hmmmm....
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Should I be shocked that you've watched before or just be chill about it and not rage like with ari.
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You should calm down. U>U And I only watched like 5 minutes anyway XD It was boring.. XD
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-_- I'm not even............................................... YOUR A DAMN KID FOR f--- SAKES!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only time I watch it is when I get tricked by geek's links :I But I've learned not to trust those links by now -
Unloving, google spongebob p---.
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*facewall*
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GEEK NO
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Its so hard to stay the mature one here. So tempting to say something.
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You're not the only one, Sniper xD
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:I
Guys this Jeff the killer story's really good so far :I -
Thank you sg.
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*embaressed* I know more than I'd like to admit. Way more than I want to know.
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>Be 9 years old
>2030
>Shrek 15 is out
>Had seen all other shrek movies
>Begging mom and dad to take me
>they keep saying no
>I start to cry
>Mom and dad start yelling
>I am sent to bed
>This was really drek of them
>I sit in bed as the hot tears roll from my cheek
>I pray to the mighty ogrelord himself
>I pray to Shrek asking him what I could do to see his latest movie
>suddenly I hear a rumble
>hear screaming from the other room
>Hear a mighty ogre-esque rawr
>Shrek busts through the room holding my mother and father's decapitated heads in each hand
>I am so happy
>My eyes start to water in utter joy
>He is here. Shrek, my idol and fetish himself.
>Shrek hurls the decapitated heads into my arms
>I am in such shock of seeing the ogrelord himself I am unaware that my parents have been killed
>Shrek takes me in his arms
>We go to the movie together
>The movie theater clerk complains
>Shrek grabs him by the dick, rips it off, an strangles him with it
>It was Shrek's signature move. Straight from Shrek 14. Right at 39:32!
>Me and shrek finish the movie
>I know what I need to do at this point
>I want to please shrek. I want to thank him for making my wish come true.
>I start to bend over, trembling
>Shrek undresses me
>I spread my pale cheeks for the mighty green ogre
>I bite hard as I feel his massive green cock slide between by asscheeks
>I push against his mighty ogre force
>He roars a mighty roar
>I let him fill my hole with his green swamp come
>He pulls out
>My anus is prolapsed now
>He hands me a twinkie.
>He tells me it's a special swamp twinkie.
>I stutter: w-w-with green shrek filling..?
>He whispers gently into my ear: yes laddeh. Green shrek filling.
>He brings me back and tucks me in bed.
>Shrek leaves through my window. -
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