My story of today.
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Thread Topic: My story of today.
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>I was 14 years old.
>I loved Shrek so much.
>I walked into math class one day, and I was in tears of joy once I found out we were watching Shrek
>I sat down, still wiping away tears
>The movie started, I immediately started crying
>The teacher told me to shut up, she just didn't understand my love for Shrek
>I sat and watched, enjoying to the fullest
>All of the other kids were talking, they just hadn't been enlightened yet
>The teacher stopped the movie because they refused to cooperate
>I prayed to Shrek, asking for him to save me
>Suddenly, a smell arose in the room
>Onions
>He was coming
>Shrek burst through the classroom wall
>"This is mah swamp" he roared
>He grabbed the teacher, and slammed her on the ground repeatedly
>I watched in awe, as he tore her into 2 pieces
>Once she was dealt with, I saw him making his way over to me
>I was ready.
>He put me on my hands and knees, and spread my asscheeks with his shrock
>It hurt so much, but I fought through the pain
>The police arrived, and Shrek stared them in the face, and said,
>"It's all ogre now"
>He flew out the hole in the wall, and I cried as I watched him leave
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life -
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It is ogre now.
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Omg Shrek is Love, Shrek is life Xd
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So you took it in the ass from Shrek.
I see logic there.
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