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I do? Okay.. :( sowwy... NOT.
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Horatio: ....................
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Honestly, I'm surprised you've never attacked me. Is it because I'm not in the same artistic category as everyone you're against?
also horatio get some real wings -
Horatio: .... They are broken.
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No. I dont like you either.
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real wings
Hey, Shed, there's this girl that I used to really like, but now I've realized it was more because she's cute and not because of who she is. Do I add her on Facebook? -
Horatio: They are real.
I don't see of why not -
REAL wings
I did it. Pressing that button was stressful.
If I link you my ref can we start on the thing? -
Horatio: They are real.
Good good =O
You can link but idk if I'll start yet -
[Verse 1: Egoraptor]
It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
When I, Dracula, thought that I would invite
All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash
To a big dance party; a Monster Mash!
Wolfman, Frankenstein and Mummy were there
While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair
It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat
To fly out of his coffin and-
-wait, what was that?
[Hook 1]
[Danny Sexbang] Tis I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here
To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear
I will end your cruel necromancing
[Ego] Actually, we were just dancing (UGH)
[Dan] To Hell, demon beasts, from whence you came
You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game
Now run away, free this land of its chains
As God as my witness, I shall see you all slain!
[Verse 2: Egoraptor]
Later that night, we went back to my castle
Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled
We had fun playing Twister on my queen sized bed
The party was smaller cause Wolfman was dead
At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say
"I brought *Guitar Hero*, so who wants to play"
It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass
Boy you should have seen the silly, funny look on his-
Oh God, no!
[Hook 2]
[Dan] Tis I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here
[Ego] s---!
[Dan] The power of Christ is enfused in my spear
I'll put an end to your horrible reign!
[Ego] But we're just playing Twister!
[Dan] I rip out your brain!
I will restore all the glory of light
With my whip and my crystals I'll take back the night!
[Ego] You knocked over the chips!
[Dan] Sound the death knell
Medusa, you she-b----, I will see you in Hell!
[Verse 3]
[Ego] For the love of God, Simon, what the f--- is your deal?
[Dan] You don't invite me to your parties, do you know how that feels?
[Ego] Are you frigging serious, you killed all my guests!
Just cause you felt left out?
[Dan] No... yes..
[Ego] Well, monsters like me can still be your friend
Just stop bringing our lives to a godawful end
Now, since we are the only ones left alive
Let's play two-man Twister, come on, give it a try!
[Both] Alright!!
[Outro]
[Ego] Right foot; green!
Ah!
[Dan] Sorry, sorry, force of habit
Well, he is dead
Looks like I've won at Twister! -
That's good, because I'd feel a little bad if this dislike for traits was one-sided.
here -
HOLA ABSOL
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HOLA MANGS! >:3
Im listening to dat pandora bro -
She is cute Sel
Pandoraaa. I'm laying in bed with a stomach ache -
Oh nao i infected you with my sickness! Sowwy...
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