Hey, little tikes!
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Thread Topic: Hey, little tikes!
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Ready for an adventure that is involved with swash buckling pirates and sexy gene pirate bikini.. uh.. babes? Then click here and you will be flying on a Magical pony flying in the sky! It will only cost your whole college life savings, Mayhe like.. 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... Woah.. thats alot of nines.. Just come in. :T
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I'm poor.-.
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Heph- Well, all you could do is join Walfare and download pointless scams to get online points on this fake game! Or even sell your personal info to a DEMON.
Remember, Never do this guys. I am NOT encouraging you to do this at ALL. -
But I am a demon so I sell the info to myself..?
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Yup! :D You catch on so fast!
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:D still poor tho.
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Welcome to the World of Anime Babies..FREE TO PLAY! Where you can customize your very own ATTRACTIVE female!
Pick from a wide range of FANTASTIC classies!
Female Warrior! HAH!
Female Mage! Haoooh~
Female Elf! Aaaah.
Female Archer! Hahhah!
AND...GUY. Aah.
In our character creation menu, pick from our large organized closet of..ONE OUTFIT!
You can walk around like a peasant and feel like a peasant while the rest of the community laughs at how poor you are.
Hehehehehe...
BUT, if you get your parent's credit card, or STEAL IT, you can purchase in-game tokens! 50 dollars gets you 50 THOUSAND tokens!
Big numbers are better, right?
You can get, like, TWO OUTFITS! THAT'S AWESOME!
Let's say you have no money, though. That's okay! If you enjoy downloading viruses and spending PRECIOUS time filling out surveys, gibing out personal information to COMPLETE strangers, IN ABOUT A WEEK, you might have earned enough to buy ONE digital shoe!
And maybe that special dagger that does the same damage as the regular dagger..
Not interested in wearing clothes? That's okay! For extra EIGHTY dollars, you can remove that outfit! Oooh!
Yeah, that's right...take it off. Hnnnn.
Seriously though it's like a tanktop and shorts! But how sexy would that be?
After you spend all of your entertainment value creating your character, it's time for the most important part of the game!
..Clicking on enemies!
That's right--just sit there and watch your character AUTOMATICALLY and blindly attack enemies!
Now it's time to realize how much of a towel boy you really are!
Suggest to her that she should swing at the enemy over there! Go on, don't be shy!
Uh..p-p-please can you go kill that thing?
I'm a cutie pie!
That's the spirit! -
I think I just died laughing.
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You're welcome. xD
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In most games I play the RL money bit is overrated. Surveys are easy and id you do good in game you can nake what would normally cost 75 bucks.
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Copyrighted from Jaltoid.
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