The offensive joke thread
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Thread Topic: The offensive joke thread
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I'll be copying some stuff I got in an emaiil.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did Lucy fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms. -
A man walks into his doctors office and asks for birth control for his twelve year old daughter. The doctor says, "SHES TWELVE AND SEXUALLY ACTIVE?!"
The man says, "Sexually active? HELL NO! Usually she just lays there and cries" -
what do you call a cow with no legs?
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.....GROUND BEEF -
How many men does it take to defend paris?
don't know, nobody ever tried -
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A Lickalottapuss -
XD
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what do you call a gay dinosaur?
A megasaurass -
How do you kill a jew?
Throw a nickel off a cliff. -
What's better than winning silver in the special olympics?
Not being retarded. -
Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street.
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.
Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry.
Goes back and squishes him and says: "Ketchup." -
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80% of all blonde rape and murder is because of people forgetting the safe word.
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I feel like this is a collection of all the jokes that I laugh at and then my conscience makes me feel bad for laughing at ....
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:P
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