Funny How Some Things are Worded

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Thread Topic: Funny How Some Things are Worded

• streetfoob Newbie

  12 years ago
  Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
  TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELO[url=[no urls]]W[/url]
  
  In a Laundromat:
  AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGH[url=[no urls]]T[/url]
  GOES OUT
  
  In a London department store:
  BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
  
  In an office:
  WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRIN[url=[no urls]]G[/url]
  IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
  
  In an office:
  AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSID[url=[no urls]]E[/url]
  DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
  
  Outside a second-hand shop:
  WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
  BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

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