Here's my issue in nationstates
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Thread Topic: Here's my issue in nationstates
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A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as "Let It All Hang Out" has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.
The Debate
"For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!" yelled protester Max Bush, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. "We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body--my choice to dangle!"
"I agree," mused sociology professor Kathleen Levy. "But I don't think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn't be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting "Hooters" out of business once and for all."
"Whoa, whoa," says noted accountant Mohammed Taffs. "Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I'm out for a coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me. If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. Think of the children!"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
Compulsary nudity? WTF! -
I'm too lazy to read all that.
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My lazy ass and this lazy computer are too lazy to read that
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