Randomness Thread.
- Locked due to inactivity on Aug 4, '16 4:26pm
Thread Topic: Randomness Thread.
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Commercial:
Little girl: Mom, Can I have some soda?
Mom: Well, I bought a new juice!, Tasty juice! It's much more delicious and healthier than soda.
Little girl: HE'LL NO BIT- *commercial ends right away*
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Me: Mkay, Were back. And now, We will be interviewing Juvia from Fairy Tail...
Julia: *comes in* Why am I here?
Me: For the interview.. remember?
Juvia: Oh... yeah.
So how are you and Gray?
Just, fine! I can't believe my beloved gray.
*looks exhausted*... Yeah.. Um ..
Gray: *comes in*
Gray, can you please take Juvia away? She's blabbering again.
Gray: *huffs* Not again. *picks up Juvia*
Well.. that was wierd. Now, we have. Um..... Hm... USAGI/Sailor Moon coming up next! Ooo,
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Channel 702-
1:00- Coming up next, Sailor Moon.
Now- Nicole & Amanda. -
Hey, Nicole, You done studying?
Um, duh. It's been to days.
Yeah.. well you see, I made no money by my show, Anime Interview. And yeah, Can I crash here for a few until I get back to my job and demand for my paycheck.
Um.. Yeah.. You see... You wouldn't like this apartment.. cause.. LOOK, OBAMA!
Where? *looks away*
*quickly slams door and masterlocks it* Phew...
Who was that, Nicole?
Oh, just Iggy. Our creator and director.
Good. I live this lipstick.
I'm telling you, Amanda!, WHAT IGGY SAID, IT ONLY EXIST IN SPONGEBOB.
Lalalala. *walks away*
I swear, How are you even 17?(Note: Nicole is 14) -
Sam- Hm... Clover! Where did you put my clothes!?
Clover: Oh, I sold them to get these new shiny Botonglue Boots!
Sam: *takes out baseball bat* CLIVER! *
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Remember kids.. NEVRR EVER, SELL SAM'S CLOTHES, NO MATTER HOW MUCH UGLY THEY ARE! -
Mandy: Ugh, talk about cliche boots, So 2 seasons ago!
Clover: Um, Precisely in the most rad Fshion magazine, It says Summer colors totally fit in Fall!
Mandy: *gets angry* URGGGHHH!
Clover: *takes a girl's Organic Strawberry raspberry smoothie and drinks it while dancing and singing "American Girl" by Bonnie McKee while random people dance with her*
Sam: HOW ABOUT DEAD AMERICAN GIRL!
(Note: She busted out the asylum)
Clover: Before you kill me. Where's Alex?
(Creator: She's actually doing something with her life)
Sam: *gives clover a tennis racket* excuse me!?
creator: ahhhh!
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Alex: *comes* Hi, Sammy and Clove.. *sees them killing the creator and starts running away and gets back on Kerry's helicopter and he quickly flat away*
Clover: I love you Sammy!
Sam: Me to! *Kisses her*
(Me: Wait a minute... this so the most STUPIDEST ending ever, At the end, we figure out There lesbians? A -
Natisha: Girl, Didn't I tell you to get yo rachet flat ads self off my porch, Or I'll kill us with Fried Chicken and Koolaid and celebrate with some watermelon!
Me: RACISTTTTT!
Natasha: Shuddap, b---- ass hoe!
Natisha and Me: LETS GET HER!
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See kids? Never underestimate Ghetto girls. -
Me: *sleeping*
Anime characters: *puts my hands in warm water*
Mwahahaha!
Me: *does slap cam thing* HAH! -
My mom is seriously making eggs in the microwave. Omg, something called, "Samonella"..
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Jeez.. It's such a beautiful day, I might go biking.
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Running out of ideas... Hmm.. *buys a bunch of candy*
*starts eating Jolly rancher sour gummies so fast and starts shoving 4 bags of skittles in my mouth and chews and sugar rushes to my boobs* COME ON! -
b----es be gone, Your breathe to strong!
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*twerks* Huehuehue.
*ding ding ditches Nicoles and Amandas house*
Nicole: NOT TODAY! *Gets out AK-47 and starts shooting* -
Hey dude?
Yeah.
I brought a banana.
Cool.
yeah.
*accidentally puts it near his butt*
PREVENT AIDS.
Me: This is so weird...
Girl with big boobs and butt and long hair walks down an alley.
Guy: Come here!
Girl: I don't know you!
Guy: *takes off hood* I'm your boyfriend.
Girl: Oh, *smiles* Hey!
Guy: Will you marry me.
Girl: sure!
Guy: yes! *rushes her home and in the bedroom ;D*
(P.S: This is made up, I was bored) xD -
There once was a girl... That was fantastic at dancing and drawing and many other things ... Her name.. is.. ANIMEPHAN! DUN, DUN!
Then, she talked with a girl, and got jealous of her because she got to have better things.
So she got so jealous, She decided to harrass her, until she feels how it is to not have a better life
finally the other girl gave up and said you don't control my life
Then animephan shrugged and don't give a f--- and won't even talk to her anymore! The end.
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