Offensive joke thread.
- Locked due to inactivity on Aug 4, '16 4:26pm
Thread Topic: Offensive joke thread.
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First of all, I'm not a wimp. Second, I just don't think these jokes are funny. Especially Geek's and the one with The Lord.
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but realy you shouldn't really talk about him
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I can talk about that b------ as much as I want. T.T
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, All of you sons of b----es who want off, get the f--- off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b----es who are getting on, get your asses in the train."
The mother went nuts and told her son, We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours and think about what you've done.
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today. She hears the little boy continue, For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
As the mother began to smile, the child added, For those of you pissed about the two hour delay, please see the c--- in the kitchen! -
i wasn't talking to u sonic
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If you don't find them funny, don't post. It's simple really.
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i don't believe in santa since i was 7 or 9
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Don't tell me not to post. I can post as much as I want. And I can say my opinions on these jokes.
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i think theyre funny
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You want to hear a joke?
Women's rights -
You wanna hear a joke about my p---- ?
Never mind, you'll never get it. -
How many Jews can you fit on a Volkswagen?
10. Two in the front, two in the back, and six on the ash tray. -
Do you know what the boy with no legs and no arms got for Christmas?
Cancer -
These are nowhere near worthy of being called jokes. T_T
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Mine are more anti-jokes, so.... I guess you're right that they are no where near being jokes.
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