My Girlfriend...
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Thread Topic: My Girlfriend...
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My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend.
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I don't get it -
Never mind then...
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No explain it please
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Ok, she keeps getting boyfriends and then I recently snuck in her life
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Where does the lawyer come in?
Sorry I am terrible at understanding jokes and riddles xD -
I think the lawyer was randomly added in
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Lets see if you get this?
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Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
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Let's see if you get this Riddle Little Tommy was playing baseball and hit his mom 24 carrot covered 24 cups of China and 6 "Tea" cups fell. How many left are there?
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0 or 30
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hmmm thats 4
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I get that. Because it's like "Fred bought 60 cantaloupes. They costed a dollar each. How much did Fred's total come to?"
But where does the cookie come in?
And I still don't get where the lawyer comes in -
@AP use better grammar please. I can't understand a word you just said.
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The first post:
-A guy is always sneaking up on a girl he refers to as his girlfriend.
-She doesn't like him sneaking up on her.
-She also isn't actually his girlfriend and since he's claiming she is, she hired a lawyer. Probably for a restraining order.
See, it's not very funny when it's spelled out.
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