I made some stupid post about the swimming anime thing
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Thread Topic: I made some stupid post about the swimming anime thing
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DID I f---ING STUTTER.
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GAHHH NO YOU DIDN'T--
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=u= Ello.
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the same guy also asked if anyone had ever bought a Jessie doll from Toy Story, then came on it and left the room.
He enjoyed the idea that she might be sitting there horrified covered in his ejaculations. That the other toys might come over and try to console her for the traumatization. But that no matter what, she wouldn't be able to wipe it off because that might raise suspicion. -
Oh dear f--- this is exactly why I don't go on 4chan.
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You know, some people with their lives want to try and be like, a vet. maybe work in a zoo or something. Something nice and decent. A cute fantasy job.
However, the details of 4chan are quite inconsequential. Some members are relentlessly self improving lingerie owners from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. Others are 15 year old French prostitutes named Chloe with webbed feet. Sometimes these people womanize, they drink. They make outrageous claims like they invented the question mark. Sometimes they accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
The average /b/ visit is typical. Pictures of summer in Rangoon. Luge Lessons. In the spring we make meat helmets. When you are insolent you are placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. It's pretty standard around there actually. At a certain point you will receive your first scribe. Later on a Austrian named Vilma will ritualistically shave your testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breath taking, I suggest you try it.
And that is the average encounter on 4chan.
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