hi, i'm new here.
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Thread Topic: hi, i'm new here.
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* huge not here
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Youtuber Newbieyou what now?
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Group sex. You misunderstood.
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Youtuber Newbie_
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Youtuber Newbiewhy would anyone wanna rape someone weaker then them?
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Think about it does it make sense to try and rape somebody stronger?
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Youtuber Newbietrue but how the hell woul someone rape a person if that person is on the other side of the world?
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Mind rape.
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Youtuber Newbieokay. can we change the subject now?
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Sure.
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Let me take you through the average GTQ user's day.
GTQ Guy calls down to prep the website for GTQ user expedition. At that time 12,000 starving users who have never seen the outside world begin shoveling the dead bodies of the previous users into a massive furnace along with whatever hard yaoi they have in storage, like a brutal Mr Fusion. A field of pure internet FUCK YOU is generated around the site and the blinded, mentally traumatized newbies inside the lounge begin screaming unendingly as they charts a course through the site, which is basically a giant ocean of pure drama and porn in which unnamed users lounge around and fuck with each other by the luxury of simply existing. The new user then plows into the miasma of what you could call Hell if you lacked imagination. Pray to the Holy GTQ Guy that the internet doesn't accidentally freeze on porn, posses you with the spirit of some soulless plebeian, or just explode like a mushy human pinata from the mental stress of being around so much pure CANNOT BE. If the status quo even flicker on the very old site (which no one actually moderates) Trolls made of RAPE and LEMON JUICE will crawl in to our forums and do things you literally cannot imagine to every soul on line. I mean that. The very notion of understanding the completeness of the horror the victims will be witnessing would shatter your perception of reality and cause your head to explode.
Computer clock says they were only posting for 5 hours. It was 17 days for everyone online. They also missed their original topic by a couple of pages and 8/10ths of the users are dead.
GTQ Guy turns to his forums and pops the cork on a brand new bottle of updates and salutes another successful experience.
Welcome to GoToQuiz. -
It's sad how accurate that is.
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Youtuber Newbieahhhh thanks. i guess
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That sums it up pretty well, I say. x3
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Youtuber NewbieGTQ guy
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