Me and mates.

Thread Topic: Me and mates.

The Geek Junior

13 years ago

*annoying 10 year old running on the couches before falling over*
me "What a badass"

me friend "whats the difference between a pakistani and E.T.? E.T. went home."

me "I have never seen a homosexual car but I think that's one"

*me doing pelvic thrusts into annoying 10 year olds ass*
me "it may look like I'm humpimg a guy but I'm not gay"

me "may you step on lego the rest of your days"

me "so you wear the sunglasses to look at breats without them knowing"

me "I dare you to snog the radiator"

I will update as I remember more quotes.
The Geek Junior

13 years ago

me friend "It took my ball"
me "that sounded so wrong"
absol heart Junior

13 years ago

whats the diffrince between santa and tiger woods? santa stopped after three hos.
Nightstalker Six Novice

13 years ago

Whats the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps?

Michael Phelps can finish a race.
The Geek Junior

13 years ago

I didn't get that last one : /
Nightstalker Six Novice

13 years ago

Hitler couldnt/didnt finish off the Jews, a race of people.

Heres another, equally rascist:

Whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.
ICEE CHILL Experienced

13 years ago

I just had to come in this thread when I read "sexual content." :D
The Geek Junior

13 years ago

lol
rockstar98 Experienced

13 years ago

Geek you need this. ._.
ICEE CHILL Experienced

13 years ago

Yeah he really does.

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