I'm gonna tell you guys a story....
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Thread Topic: I'm gonna tell you guys a story....
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But you have to pick which one: "My Finger's been Attacked by a Baby Shark", "A Tree ate my Kitty", or "The History of Wingdings."
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TELL ME HOW A TREE ATE YOUR KITTY! *sits down and waits*
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The second one, since cats have a tendency to run up trees and get stuck =)
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:3 ...
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...The History of WingDings.
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Okay:
PTERODACTYL!!!!
A tree ate my kitty. It wouldn't give it back. So I was thinking about burning the tree and then going star tipping. I'm really good at that game :). I'm just kitting, (see what I did there?), I don't have a kitty. But if I did, I would burn that tree down with a match. Would a match even work? What about a lighter? Well, it's wood, so it probably won't catch on fire at fire. Maybe if I got a bunch of newspapers and put it on the base of the tree. Now that I think about it, I want to save my kitty and not burn it. Is it possible to give a tree the Heimlich maneuver? I think if you tried hard enough, it would work. Wait a minute, I just visioned that in my head, and that looks really weird. Never mind about that idea. Oh! I got it! I could climb inside the tree's mouth, grab my kitty, and then climb back out. Oh fooey! I might get eaten though. Oh, I know what I could do then. I could bring a lighter with me and then if the tree won't let me out, I'll burn its mouth with the lighter, and escape with my kitty. I WIN!! -
XD
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...that's...interesting.
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The History of Wingdings:
I wonder how someone came up with the name "Wingding". I have a theory and I am going to tell you.
My theory is that someone dressed like a bird went over to his buddy's house, who just so happened to be making a new language. When the guy dressed as a bird rang the doorbell, it went "ding-", and then his buddy answered the door. The buddy asked, "What did you ring my doorbell with?" and the guy in the bird costume replied, "With my wing." The buddy looked like a light bulb switched on inside of him and he exclaimed, "I know what to call my new language! I'll call it Wingding!" And this, the language Wingdings was born. -
^ xD
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Thank you :P.
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The one about the tree eating your cat was hilarious, too xP Have you thought about raping your tree to get your cat back? :P
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Haha thank you :P. I have not :O.
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Might get splinters if you try :O
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It's worth it.
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