soap pwease
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THIS ONE DOES. XD
"nice to mmet you. i hear you have a broher. where is he? i would also lie to meet him." i walk in and tour myself around the nice and tidy house. it was really clean. -
Alrighty then.
I walk with you, giving you a tour of the house. "James is at work, he'll be back in an hour or so." -
"oh. thats a nice book you have there. what is it about?" i point at the book you wee reading earlier. "it for some reason empowers me. please do tell."
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I look at it. "Oh, this? It's just about Greek mythology, stuff like that. Just started it."
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"ooh. greek mytholigy! do you mind if i read it? i already know alot of egypt gods and such, so it shouldnt take me long to read about greek mytholighy." i study the books cover.
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I shrug "Yeah, sure. You'll probably finish it before me anyways. Would you like something to drink?"
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"thank you." i rst my body in the chair. "and no thank you. i can just get some water from my case." i reach in and grab out a mistrel water bottle. i start on chapter one.
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xD This is Sparta!
I sigh and go into the kitchen to check on dinner. -
i stop immeadiatly. "wherein ra did yo get this retarded peice of crap?" i close the book and put it near a fire place. best put it near where it willburn.
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I frowned at the impertinence. "The library."
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"hm. the library should be sued for handing out ffalse information. best burn this peice of false info. almost all of its so called facts are not true in tthe slightest..." i reach into my bag for a stressball.
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I close my eyes and sigh to myself. Somehow I had the feeling that this was going to be more of an adventure than originally planned. "The library also hands out information on vampires, werewolves and evolution. You don't think people are going to sue for that false info, do you?"
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"they should. this gets me so horny.... arg... " i toss the book in the fireplace. "and dont worry about paying for it. iv already got that covered."
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"im slightly a perv. dont let it get to you. it just im very lonely in australia... and... well... it can get you horny.... but... i just dont want to talk about it." i break the bean bag. its sand dripped on the ground. "iv got that. wheres the trash can?"
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"Under the sink" I say, chopping carrots at the speed of light.
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