PTERODACTYL!!!!
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Thread Topic: PTERODACTYL!!!!
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A tree ate my kitty. It wouldn't give it back. So I was thinking about burning the tree and then going star tipping. I'm really good at that game :). I'm just kitting (see what I did there?), I don't have a kitty. But if I did, I would burn the tree down with a match. Would a match even work? What about a lighter? Well, it's wood, so it probably won't catch on fire at first. Maybe if I got a bunch of newspapers and put it on the base of the tree. Now that I think about it, I want to save my kitty, not burn it. Is it possible to give a tree the Heimlich maneuver? I think if you tried hard enough, it would work. Wait a minute, I just visioned that in my head, and that looks really weird. Never mind about that idea. Oh! I got it! I could climb inside the tree's mouth, grab my kitty, and then climb back out. Oh fooey! I might get eaten though. Oh, I know what I could do then. I could bring a lighter with me and then if the tree won't let me out, I'll burn it's mouth with the lighter, and escape with my kitty. I WIN!!
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xD best story ever
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Haha thank you :P.
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Welcome :3
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I had to read that in front of class. And I got everybody laughing, even myself, and I couldn't talk sometimes.
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