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- Locked due to inactivity on Aug 4, '16 4:23pm
Thread Topic: Soap
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(Emily... I'm not getting pregnant, and I don't get sick..!!!!!)
I look at it for a while and gently replace it inside the box. I go to my room and lay it on the dresser. I set my alarm and fall asleep. -
(Three, two, one. Tactical facepalm)
In the mornimg, I wake up and swear im not eating hospital food... Against orders, I drive home. -
(tactical facepalm, yup)
I wake up an hour and a half earlier than normal. I roll out of bed and take a shower. -
Ive got a cast in my arm, but I still have full finger dexterity. I take a shower so I dont smell like Colombia when I go to work.
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Well Emily, even with birth control and condoms and the like, you can't be 100% sure you won't get pregnant.
So if you do, oh well, it happens.
The only way you can prevent it is by not having sex, and we all know you want to bang Reaper. -
xD Smell like Columbia.....
I get ready for work, eat breakfast and all that. I grab a different bag and head out. It's still so early it's foggy and kinda dark out. I smile. I loved walking to work. -
(Jesus christ... We are so far south we need an icebreaker to get home...)
Grey shirt, black jacket, jeans. I put on a pair of aviator sunglasses and drive to work. -
(holy... O.O)
I'm hoping I'll get there in time to sort out the inventory, make new everything and clean the place. An extra hour and a half should get it done. I hope. I start fast-walking. -
Anyway, I'm gonna close this tab, so you two might want to start picking out names for your kids. I can see you guys having at least twelve.
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(Catch the first polar bear back to the icebreaker while you can...)
I play Wretches and Kings, loudly through my speakers. -
(Oh my gawd... -.-)
I get to the shop and open the back door. I smile. It was good to be back -
EMILY YOU AREN'T GAY
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(that about sums it up *face is red from multiple facepalmings*)
I pull up right behind you as I pull in, blaring When they come for me. -
(Emily, I know that.. Reaper, yeaaahhh.....)
I'm about to close the door when I hear you pull up. I look behind me and grin. -
I stop and get out, smiling. Leaving the shades on my face.
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