Well then
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Thread Topic: Well then
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Nice. Where did you find that?
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My facebook newsfeed.:p
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One of my friends showed me something he came up with, "An Islamic Christmas Song" want me to post it?
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Sure.
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An Islamic Christmas Song, by Carl Morton
To the theme of Jingle Bells...
Dashing through the sand. With a bomb strapped to my back.
Headed for an Islamic, Christmas in Iraq.
We made it through checkpoint A, but not through Checkpoint B...
Cause we got shot in the ass, by the military...
There is no chorus. -
XD
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Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I've got a nasty plan
For christmas in Iraq
I went through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military!
Oh! Jingle bombs, jingle bombs!
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Oh! Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, I think I get screwed.
-Insert the part I forgot- I KILL YOU!
It's an actual song.xD Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist. -
Wow, I didnt know Achmed came up with that. But it is amazing.
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xD I love Jingle Bombs
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I knew I spelled it wrong.xP Dammit, Achmed not Ahkmed.
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I love Ahkmed!
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Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you -
Ach ach ach!
As he tells jeff! -
There really isn't a way to translate Islamic names, Bin Laden had multiple spellings, but I think the most was Quadaffi, the ex-Libyan dictator.
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