Someone, be a dear and come entertain me.

Thread Topic: Someone, be a dear and come entertain me.

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    If you do a good job, I won't kill you. Promise.
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    What would killing someone get you? Seems rather pointless to me.
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    For starters, little Herondale, it would get me substance. A full belly is quite a lovely thing to have, don't you think?
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    You know the Accords won't let you do that. Quite unfortunate for you, really.
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    TheStageBeast Newbie
    I wouldn't know, I rarely get a bite to eat. I'm Beast by the way, and I'll decide whether it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance LATER.
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    Ahah! You're rather amusing, expecting me to actually follow them. I suppose that means you'll live to see another day.


    Oh, dear. I'm sorry to hear that. I'd offer you something to eat, but I don't eat food.

    I'm sure Magnus Bane would tell you it's not a pleasure to meet me, but I'll have you know, I am quite charming.
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    Well I suppose I owe you some thanks don't I?
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    You do! I'm glad you're self aware. Makes everything so much easier.

    Where is your little friend? The sickly one.
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    Jem is showing Tessa a part of London she hasn't seen yet.
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    Screech Newbie
    Why don't I knock you the f--- out, is that amusing enough for you?
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    That's nice of him. Do tell me.. Are you jealous~?


    My, my! We have a feisty one over here.
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    Don't tease me. She is happy, I am happy.
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    TheStageBeast Newbie
    Well...you seem alright. For now. I suppose I'll just hang around to see how this goes.
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    Are you really? There's no shame in telling the truth. We're all friends here.


    I must say, at the rate you're going, I might have to drink your blood. You aren't too entertaining just yet.
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    Unfortunately you won't be getting any new gossip, for none of this is any of your business.

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