Are You Drunker than Mel Gibson?

Oh Mel, what have you done? You've gone and had a few too many beers and made some bad decisions. Now it will be hard for you to regain your reputation. Oh what have you done...

Dear quiz taker, you've surely heard about Mel Gibson's run in with an officer of the law after having a few too many and getting behind the wheel. But the question of the day is, are YOU a drinker and could YOU out-drink Mel Gibson? Who is the bigger drunk, you or Mel? You will find out after taking this little quiz.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
How would you describe your drinking habits?
I can out-drink anyone
I drink often
I drink sometimes
Never touch the stuff!
What's the drunkest you've ever gotten?
Blacked out, couldn't remember anything
Got plastered, acted like a fool, then passed out
Got way drunk, but not sick or passing out
Got buzzed, acted silly
Got a mild, mellow buzz
Never been drunk at all
Do you ever get the urge to curse out minorities while drunk?
Yeah. It's the damnedest thing
No way
Ever drive drunk?
Sure
Only once
That's terrible, no way
Have you ever made lewd comments to the opposite sex while drunk?
Yeah, many times
Yeah, once or twice
No, that's not nice
Ever had to apologize for actions taken while drunk off your ass?
Not exactly, because I never apologize
Yeah, I've apologized before
No, never had to
Ever been arrested for your drunken behavior?
Yeah
Almost
Never
Ever take a leak right there on the floor?
Yeah
Almost, but I found a bathroom
Nope
What do you think of Passion of the Christ?
Good movie
Crappy movie
Never saw it
Do you need to seek help?
Yes
No
What do you think about Mel Gibson?
He's great
He sucks
He's bats--- crazy
Is this quiz in bad taste?
Yes, you should be ashamed
No, Mel can take it

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