Are you compatible with Joe?

Joe is the sexiest being in the Universe and his Holiness is as yet unmatched by a mortal. His Magnificence demands the presence of a suitable mate, before the age of 44.

He has entrusted me, his personal secretary, Mrs Potatohead esq. to construct a quiz to separate suitable suitors from the unworthy scum. Complete this quiz at your own peril.

Created by: Joe Lesbianism

Are you human?
- No I'm dancer
- No I'm an AI
- No I'm a tortoise
- Usually
- What is humanity anyway?
Are you a woman?
- The host body is, yes
- No I'm 100% man *flexes*
- I transcend gender
- Sometimes
- I am a gardevoir
- I don't have to tell you b----
How old are you?
- I'm a middle age pervert attempting to groom Joe
- 18 (months)
- 16-18
- 2019 - Praise the lord!
- Don't ask a woman how old she is! How rude!
- Wrinkly grandma age
Do you like guys?
- Only skinny specky ones
- Only real men with huge muscles om nom nom
- Yes, with toast
- Only Joe, I'm joesexual
- Joe's a guy? OMG he's turned me masexual
- Ew guys r stinky uwu
Pokémon?
- So nostalgic of when I was little
- What's that?
- Pokémon's for kids #lol
- I play competitively
- I play now and again
- I DESPISE Pokémon
Who do you main in Smash Bros?
- What's that? / I don't play
- Wii Fit Trainer
- King Dedede because of the sex factor
- Spiderman
- Bayonetta
- Joe Lesbianism's Mii
- Bowser Jr.
- Ridley
Do you play a musical instrument?
- Yeah I'm self-taught on ukulele
- I played recorder in year 2 but then I quit
- Yes brass section all the way!
- I play oboe because of its beautiful duck-like timbre
- No music distracts from my Puritan worship
- No Classical music is so s--- and old
- Yes I love music and am grade 5+
- No but I can sing the Pokérap
Have you ever harmed an insect?
- I mean, probably oh well
- Once but I felt terrible; I would never deliberately hurt anything
- I squash bugs all the time; I relish their pain.
- No, I'm a vegan. Animal rights above human rights man *smokes blunt*
Explain your meat-eating habits
- I love Joe's sausage yum
- I like meat, but in moderation because I care about the environment
- Global warming is FAKE NEWS, as is cholesterol. I eat loads of meat.
- Meat is icky uwu
- I'm a vegetarian or vegan and everyone else should be too. Or else...
- Bacon is so good!
Do you eat paper?
- ...
- Mmmmm delicious. I'm already drooling at the thought.
- No eurghhh
- Maybe edible paper I guess?
- No! Stop killing the innocent trees :(
- I only eat the Communist manifesto chomp chomp Chomsky
Do you like quiz shows?
- No they're POINTLESS XD
- me iq is -42
- I like watching them
- I've always wanted to go on one
What do you do when holidaying by the coast?
- BODYBOARDING!
- WATERBOARDING!
- Sunbathe and drink endless cocktails
- Deepthroat the snooker cues
- Go to the local (Pokémon) Gym
You have a spare room in the house you share with your dashing lover Joe. What do you do with it?
- Gaming Room
- Music Room
- Cheese factory
- Asparagus Farm
- Joe Lesbianism Shrine
- Massive Toilet
Are you prepared to cut joenails?
- Glad you asked, I've been looking for someone to live out my foot fetish with
- Ew no Joe has cheesy feet
- He can't do it himself? How old is he?
- Of course, I think it would help us bond as a couple
- Only if he wipes my bum for me in return
What would you do on your first date with Joe?
- Propose with a Haribo ring
- Visit our local cheese and asparagus factory
- Go see Detective Pikachu
- Go to the video game museum
- Lots of rough sex hubba hubba
- Go to Costa and drink mini hot chocolate
- I wouldn't take him on a date; he sounds like a saddo
Are you a lucky person?
- Yes
- No
- Yes
- No
- Yes
- No

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