Are You A Parasite?

Within this world we are surrounded by parasites, productive members of society, and people that are just average. The productive members build, the average may not do as much but they contribute, and we have people who live off the rest of us.

Which one are you? Are you an academic feminist with a useless degree working in the public sector to pay for your marijuana? Are you a moral workaholic building up society within your work and family? Or are you average? Take the test to find out (answer in the most reasonable way possible, click grey area if necessary).

Created by: Nick Martinez
  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Do you work in the public sector? (Military, police, and fire excluded)
  2. Is your degree worthless? Ask yourself if you are currently employed in the field that you studied in.
  3. Do you not conform to gender roles for the most part (overly effeminate man, feminist/egalitarian woman)?
  4. Are you sociopathic? This doesn't refer to the modern pejorative to people who aren't emotional pushovers. This refers to an actual sociopath.
  5. Do you have substance abuse issues (drugs, alcohol, junk food)?
  6. Are you a net positive to the economy?
  7. Do you take care of yourself (physically and emotionally fit, no hedonistic behavior)?
  8. Are you moral?
  9. Do you have a strong in-group preference (nationalistic, not culturally altruistic)?
  10. Do you have a good work ethic?

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