Hard Test of Wisdom

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  1. If someone pisses off smicov, how does he react ?
    • "Ce ba, ai carnati?"
    • He beats the hell out of you.
    • He goes in a corner like a emo and starts to cry.
    • "Your mom pissed me better last night!"
    • Smicov alwayz beats u off if u think ur smater than him.
  2. Gliga loves the most:
    • the food
    • his right hand
    • other people's food
    • shelu's hair
    • neshu's hump.
    • owww. the explanation is simple: gioco.
  3. Gliga has a world Fart record of:
    • 3 minutes and 27 seconds
    • 8-9 seconds
    • 1 minute
    • 3 seconds
    • It's a fact. I was there and i was mutilated.
  4. Nesh can go down with his hump at a degree of:
    • 15
    • 200
    • 350
    • 45
    • 9,12499
    • 3,14
    • Read the story "Murloc" by Shelu and u will see :))
  5. Shelu is in the chinesse zodiac or whatever the animal:
    • goat
    • sheep
    • rabbit
    • ice frog
    • smicov
    • peanut butter
    • idiots, capricorns are goats, duh? who picked smicov is a genius =))))) kiddin'
  6. Gliga eats the most:
    • Musaca
    • Sarmale
    • Shelu's Polonez
    • Smicov's Sandwich with Potroace
    • garbagge
    • una grande salata mehicana
    • ask him.
  7. Smicov has a World Longest Mustache Record of:
    • 1 cm
    • 3 cm
    • 5,4 m
    • 12 km
    • 14 miles
    • 0.7 cm
    • u are so patethic
  8. Nesh loves the beer:
    • Redd's
    • Timisoreana
    • Becks
    • Ursus
    • Stejar
    • Danutz
    • look at his avatar.
  9. Shelu beat up Smicov at 1v1 basketball with a score of:
    • 21-4
    • 5-3
    • 11-5
    • 6-1
    • 0-44
    • 3-1
    • it was a sunny day and shelu's 3 point balls where goin' in like a coke in neshu's stomach
  10. Who put a tampoon in dandu's pocket?
    • Shelu
    • Neshu
    • Dandu
    • Doamna de servici
    • Voicu
    • Andra din 10 D
    • voicu is the one, voicu is the one, voicu is the one. voicu, marry me!
  11. Smicov is derivated from:
    • Miscov
    • Simnicov
    • Van Smicov
    • Smikovsky
    • Smiky The Sausage
    • Smicovescu
    • in his past life, he was a dutch salesman that sold fish in a market
  12. Smicov has on his shoes the inscription:
    • Puma
    • Jay Crewer
    • Loto 6/49
    • naichi
    • i <3 fries
    • shel beats the hell out of me at DotA
    • he doesn't have the inscription, but at least it's true :))
  13. True or False: Gliga can sense the smell of food at about 3 km.
    • True
    • False
    • Fols
    • Tru3
    • Tru
    • jsjjdakgdkgkdgkald
    • this is becase the true number of kilometeres cannot be written in numbers. it's a certain code. so... this is the tru one.
  14. Smicov's dream place:
    • mcdonald's restaurant, a bed full of fries
    • shelu's mother's bed
    • bricostore, the place with the mops
    • a huge field with mushroooms [ghebe ba]
    • dandu's heart
    • in a toilet with a hustler magazine
    • everyone knows and everyone desires mushrooms
  15. Smicov is aka [also known as]:
    • Miscov
    • Oo3YwZ
    • Raresh
    • Vavesh or whatever =))
    • Leprechaun
    • Smicov the Parrot
    • smicov was a dutch pirat with a parrot on his shoulder =)))))))

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