finish the chuck norris joke

Who knows Chuck Norris. Not the guy down the street but THE Chuck Norris. No one personally but his name lives forever. Can you finish all these jokes before Chuck Norrise find you then deletd this quiz? Hurry I think he's comeing now!!!

Who knows Chuck Norris. Not the guy down the street but THE Chuck Norris. No one personally but his name lives forever. Can you finish all these jokes before Chuck Norrise find you then deletd this quiz? Hurry I think he's comeing now!!! Quick quick quick before he find me!!!! and you!!!!

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1. If you have $5 and Chuck Norries has $5....
we have the same money
i have more than chuck norris
chuck norris has more money than you
2. Lays:You can't just eat one
chuck norris can
no one can eat just one
he ate my whole bag
3. Chuck Norris had two speeds
walk :run
kill: round house kick
walk : kill
run : round house kick
4. what does Chuck Norris use to spicen up his steak
pepper
salt
blood of his enemies
pepper spray
5. some one video taped chuck norris gettin pissed off...what was the movie
texas chain saw massacure
saw III
friday the 13th
6. when takeing a test write chuck norris for every awnser and youll get the grade of....
7
100
80000
7. chuck norris can divid by
9
6
7088
0
43
99999999999999999
8. chuck norrie has the best poker face around. he won the 1973 chapionship by holding only a...
nothin
3kings nd 2 queens
group of nijas
joker, a get out of jail free monopoloy card a 2 of clubs 7 of spades nd a green #4 card from the game uno
9. chuck norris doesnt belive in
france
germany
spain
cananada
10. some ppl wear superman pjs. super man wears...
him
nothin
chuck norris pjs
11. chuck norris did infact....
built greece in a day
built rome in a day
build a cherry tree
12. chuck norris once sued BK b/c they would put a razor wire on his whooper jr..
insitin it was his way
they were out of them
he round house kicked them b/c they werent movin fast enough
13. r u rdy 2 c if chuck norris lyk u?
yes
no
chuck norris

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