SHOULD CHUCK NORRIS LET YOU LIVE?

This is a test will determine if you are allow to live if you ever met Chuck Norris. For many of you the outcome will be deadly but for the slim few of you that due pass there is a small amount of hope.Study paragraph Two it may help,This maybe the last test you ever take.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious. Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol. If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, who has the most money?
You do
Chuck Norris
neither its a tie
I don't know
4. How does Chuck Norris play racquetball?
with a chicken and a egg
with a racket and a ball
with a waffle iron and a bowling ball
he doesn't its not hard or interesting enough
5. What things Hard for Chuck Norris?
Being nice
Most thing
Being God
Nothing is Hard for Chuck Norris he has to add things just to make them interesting.
6. In Chuck Norris' shows he comes across many problems and many close deaths.(Sometimes there seems to be blood on him).How would you explain this?
Everyone knows movies and shows are fake, stuff like that never happens to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is master of suspense.
He let the actors bully him into the plot.
I don't know
7. What group of people would Chuck Norris kill first?
Everyone named Kenneth
All the Jews
Gays
All of the above because When Chuck Norris decides to start killing everyone he will just round house kick the world.
8. Who built stairway to heaven?
Led Zeplin
God
Mexicans
Chuck Norris
9. Who cried durring Titanic?
Chuck Norris
Everyone(includeing Chuck Norris)
the children on the ship
anyone that was scard shi*less
10. Why is Chuck Norris like a dog?
because he is mistake for one.
because acts like one.
because he smells like one.
not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
11. If Chuck Norris and God got into a arm wrestling match who would win?
God
Chuck Norris
nether
I dont know
12. Who is Chuck Norris' only equal?
God
Mr. T
His own reflection
No one!
13. Why did noah know to build his bout before the great flood?
God told him
He got lucky
Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean
All of the above
14. Why should Chuck Norris let you live?
Because I told him to!
Because I cry at his feet for mersy
I would avoid him like a death.
I would sacrifce a Virgin with a baby in her arms to him!

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