can chuck norris kill you

take this quiz to see where you stand against Chuck Norris, weather your doomed to be ultimately destroyed by Chuck Norris or your simply not worth the effort to bury you body

are you destined to be killed by Chuck Norris... of course you are but at least you'll know if your a priority or just a pathetic waste of space. if your taking this quiz your obvioulsy not that bright the answer to the quiz is yes regaurdless of your input

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. how many martial arts have you mastered
I have a black belt in f*ck yo' stuff up foo'
I went to class for half a day...dose that count?
jujitsu, taekwondo, savot...I can keep going...
I watched a jet li movie once
4. how many minions do you have(if any)?
minions? I dont have minions much less friends
ma homies got my back
I have a couple of people that do what i say, are those minions
i have legions as vast as the sea
5. your plans for the future are...
...being gangster, just like i is now
...to make front of peoples deformaties, such as lask of chin or a third fist
...living in my parents basement
conquering/destroying the world
6. Were Chuck Norris to show up at your home, you would...
...beg for mercy and then fake a heart attack
...curl up in the fetal position
...send my minions to 'greet' him and then challenge him to a fight to the death
...show him what's up, ya dig
...soil myself
7. The first word you think of when you hear the name 'Chuck Norris' is...
...archenemy
...*gulp*
...hater
. go into shock when I hear that name
8. if you knew chuck norris was on his way you would
soil myself
cry then soil myself
seat booby traps and perpare to ambush him
get you crew together at an abondon warehouse
9. do you think you can beat Chuck Norris
not friggin likely
with enough preperation I suppose
he is only one man...
with me and my underlings and secret lair i dont see I can lose
10. even faced with the undeniable fact that you are ultimatly doomed to utterly fail and die at the hands of Chuck Norris why fight him
who me I intend to run like a scared little b*tch
for respect
for world domination
seemd like a good idea at the time
11. how is it that you lack the common sense to realize how cosmically revolutionary and remarkably stupid this idea is
cocaine's a hell of a drug
im an evil megalomanic bent on world domination
I can take him he aint so tough
the fact the he is going to kill me and there is nothing anyone can do about it
12. Chuck Norris is making a hit list and your on it... what is going through your mind
...most likely his foot
...how high am I on that list
satisfied that chuck norris has deemed you worthy of even bothering to kill you
let him come I have prepared for this

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